• Hugh Breen posted an update 9 minutes ago

    #MORTGAGES;FIXED Rates from 1.89%,Tracker rates from 1.65%”Fees free” mortgage and re-mortgage/purchase. @HBMortgageInfo @bizitalk

  • Hugh Breen posted an update 9 minutes ago

    2 bed flat to rent in East Kilbride Town Centre,Lanarkshire,G75 £450 pcm #BIZITALK http://www.zoopla.co.uk/to-rent/details/34309361 … … …

  • I joined this company 2 grow my business exponentially, it has been 2 weeks N it has not yet worked. Am I doing something wrong?

  • Adrian posted an update 3 hours, 1 minute ago

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    Welcome to Bizitalk Paul

  • Adrian posted an update 6 hours, 38 minutes ago

    @wellmove Fixed Fee Estate Agency- http://www.wellmove.co.uk. We charge as little as £395 to sell your property! Full Estate Agency Service.
    Welcome to Bizitalk Jack as shareholder member

  • Adrian posted an update in the group Group logo of Coffee Break JokesCoffee Break Jokes 15 hours, 21 minutes ago

    My wife will buy anything marked down. Last week she brought home an escalator.

  • Adrian posted an update in the group Group logo of Coffee Break JokesCoffee Break Jokes 15 hours, 24 minutes ago

    Just started to go to the gym. There’s an absolutely fantastic machine there. I only used it for about half an hour cos I started to feel sick, it’s great though. It’s got KitKats, Mars bars, crisps…

  • Adrian posted an update in the group Group logo of Coffee Break JokesCoffee Break Jokes 15 hours, 26 minutes ago

    Mrs. Flanders decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, “Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets, and a ruby pendant.”
    “But you’re not wearing any of those,” he told her.
    “I know, it’s in case I die before my husband. I’m sure he’d remarry, and I want her to go nuts looking for my jewelry.”

  • Adrian posted an update in the group Group logo of Coffee Break JokesCoffee Break Jokes 15 hours, 27 minutes ago

    Tech Support: ‘OK. In the bottom left hand side of the screen, can you see the ‘OK’ button displayed?’
    Customer: ‘Wow. How can you see my screen from there?’

  • Adrian posted an update in the group Group logo of Coffee Break JokesCoffee Break Jokes 15 hours, 29 minutes ago

    Then there was the caller who asked for a knitwear company in Woven.
    Operator: ‘Woven? Are you sure?’
    Caller: ‘Yes. That’s what it says on the label; Woven in Scotland ‘.

  • Adrian posted an update in the group Group logo of Coffee Break JokesCoffee Break Jokes 15 hours, 29 minutes ago

    Caller (enquiring about legal requirements while travelling in France ):
    ‘If I register my car in France, do I have to change the steering wheel to the other side of the car?’

  • Adrian posted an update in the group Group logo of Coffee Break JokesCoffee Break Jokes 15 hours, 30 minutes ago

    RAC Motoring Services
    Caller: ‘Does your European Breakdown Policy cover me when I am travelling in Australia ?’
    Operator: ‘Doesn’t the product name give you a clue?’

  • Adrian posted an update in the group Group logo of Coffee Break JokesCoffee Break Jokes 15 hours, 30 minutes ago

    Samsung Electronics
    Caller: ‘Can you give me the telephone number for Jack?’
    Operator: ‘I’m sorry, sir, I don’t understand who you are talking about’.
    Caller: ‘On page 1, section 5, of the user guide it clearly states that I need to unplug the fax machine from the AC wall socket and telephone Jack before cleaning.
    Now, can you give me the…[Read more]

  • Adrian posted an update in the group Group logo of Coffee Break JokesCoffee Break Jokes 15 hours, 31 minutes ago

    Actual call centre conversation !

    Customer: ‘I’ve been ringing 0800 2100 for two days and can’t get through to enquiries, can you help?’.
    Operator: ‘Where did you get that number from, sir?’.
    Customer: ‘It was on the door to the Travel Centre’.
    Operator: ‘Sir, they are our opening hours’.

  • Adrian posted an update in the group Group logo of Coffee Break JokesCoffee Break Jokes 15 hours, 32 minutes ago

    Directory Enquiries actual call:
    Caller: ‘I’d like the number of the Argoed Fish Bar in Cardiff please’.
    Operator: ‘I’m sorry, there’s no listing. Is the spelling correct?’
    Caller: ‘Well, it used to be called the Bargoed Fish Bar but the ‘B’ fell off’.

  • Hey Adrian, I’m just wondering if I’m using the #Bizitalk after my tweets okay?? :)

  • Adrian posted an update 17 hours, 55 minutes ago

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  • I’m offering all members a free 30 min phone consultation until 19th September. If you would like a fresh pair of eyes on your business to help with your strategy, or have some questions about marketing communications. What channels to use and how to deploy them to match your growth plans. Are you starting to do exhibitions soon? I can help you…[Read more]

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